I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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