puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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