porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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