why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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