why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
