you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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