Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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