I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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