420 ftw
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
a search helicopter?!
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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