Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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