we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Green mimosas i think yes
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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