doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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