I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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