Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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