Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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