I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
false alarm. still invincible.
operation harelip BJ is a go
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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