Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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