kristin has been a bad kristin
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
it's great music for shaving your balls
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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