"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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