dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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