i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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