so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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