he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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