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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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