he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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