He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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