It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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