We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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