Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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