No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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