Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
