you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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