I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
false alarm, still single
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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