I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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