Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
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