I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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