So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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