I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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