i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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