I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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