I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I am puke
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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