do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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