That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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