Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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