you win again, gameday.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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