If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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