i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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