I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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