On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Randomize
