There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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