i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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