My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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