no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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