He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
You know, be my cock's hype man.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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