just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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